Monday, 31 March 2014

Loja: an apology

Querida cuidad de Loja,

I'd like to apologise for some of the writings in this blog which may have portrayed you in a less-than-positive light. I may have complained about the somewhat rude people who walk side by side on a pavement that is only two people wide, the uninspiring centre with nothing to do, or the fact that the surrounding hills made me feel like I was trapped in a natural prison of my own choosing.

Now I'm not going to take any of that back because I definitely meant it at the time. However after coming back to Loja as my carnival recuperation centre (March 4th to 8th) I realised that all you need is a little love. A lick of paint on those old peeling colonial buildings. A new bar or theatre or library or anything to cheer the place up a bit. To stop you guys from living on past glories so much.

I actually enjoyed my return there a lot. I enjoyed my morning morocho in the market, I enjoyed a steaming hot empanada in the Parque Bolívar and I even enjoyed taking over my friend Oliver's classes when he was taken ill post-carnival. I especially enjoyed staying in the rent-free teacher's house with all the young, interesting and energetic new teachers that I never had the chance of working with. I'd have overlooked a lot of things if I'd had that.

Coming back I realised that I'd become fond, even proud, of your little idiosyncrasies: the way that people use usted even with their parents, the way the majority of shops are barred to the outside even when open and that haircut (short back and sides, gelled up to a very stiff quiff at the top and a little ponytail at the back) that every male under 30 has.

Obviously I wasn't the person to inject a fresh energy into you people's daily lives, but someone will be, and I'm sure that future English teachers will have an awesome time because of it.

Con cariño,

Rowan

Mountains to jungle to mountains to coast and back to mountains in a week - final Ecuador adventures (25/2-4/3/2014

For a country roughly the size of the UK, Ecuador has some truly incredible climatic contrasts. The mainland can be roughly divided into three stripes running from north to south down the country, going from the stifling heat and humidity of the tropical coastal region in the west, climbing sharply and suddenly up to the breathtaking (literally) peaks of the Andean backbone, and finally dropping down just as steeply to richly biodiverse cloudforest and jungle in the east. These huge contrasts are so greatly condensed that it's possibly to get a good flavour of all of these regions in less than a week's travelling from Quito, as we proved.

Mountains

The disadvantage of crisscrossing the Andes in this way is that you spend far too many hours being thrown around by painfully slow buses on windy mountain roads. This was certainly the case for our first stop as we torturously ascended up to the hot springs at Papallacta, where we bathed in hot volcanic water at an altitude (3250m) which would leave your whole skin blue if you found yourself that high in just your swimming trunks in Europe. We were only robbed of a truly great experience by the clouds which completely enveloped us, hiding the actual volcanoes from us.

We next hopped onto a further bus to Baeza and stayed in a truck driver's hotel with the hope of making it to the San Rafael falls in the actual jungle. Instead we found ourselves with practically no cash in a small town whose only ATM only took local cards and whose bank didn't much fancy changing a €50 note. We were forced to sell back a carton of chocolate milk to a confused shopkeeper in order to pay for a bus to the next village and get money, before getting on a 90 minute bus to the falls to find they'd been closed for weeks. I must have mentioned this to 6 or 7 people but they all would presumably have rather seen the gringos get lost than mention this detail to us.

Jungle

The one positive from an otherwise crappy day was that we found a bus onwards to dive down to the delightful Tena on the edge of the Amazon, from where we planned a day trip into the actual jungle. $65 dollars got us a motorised canoe up the river to a lodge from where we trekked 3 hours through the jungle. Due to it being a day trip from a town we didn't see any big creatures but we had the good fortune of a local guide in tune with the surroundings and seeing army ants moving in a huge single file, discovering a tree that moves using fake roots to catch precious sunlight or just closing our eyes and hearing the hundreds of noises made me feel that I was in the liveliest place on earth.

After lunch we crossed the river to visit an indigenous family and be shown how they farm and use yucca (a kind of tasteless potato, also known by me as yuk-urgh) as not only a staple food but also to make a potent alcoholic drink called chicha. Traditionally the yucca is put in a big pot, mushed up, the roots are removed and the family gathers around and chews and spits out each bit of yucca. This aides the fermentation process and in 5 days you have a drink that had me reaching for support and unable to concentrate on words after a couple of sips, and which is offered to guests in much the same way as we would offer a cup of tea in England. It is of high importance - families have been refused help by the whole community because they once shunned a cup of chicha when offered.

Another very prevalent plant in this region is the cocoa bean, and we were finally offered the chance to make just about the purest and freshest chocolate possible. We roasted cocoa beans over an open fire,
popped them out of their shells, ground them down to a paste, mixed this with a bit of water and sugar over the fire again, and before long we had a liquidy chocolate which was 96% cocoa. It was far more bitter than anything you'd care to find down Tesco, but dip a bit of banana in there and it was one of the best things I had in Ecuador.

One final insight from the jungle: the question came up about why Ecuador exports so much cocoa when they have enough to make a serious industry out of it and with that some very good money. The truth is that the families are happy with their simple lives and don't want more than the modest amounts they get for their product. In this capitalist society of constant striving for more at the expense of everything and everyone else, it was very heartening to meet people living happily within their means.

Mountains again

We tubed down the river in time to catch the bus from a the slightly dodgy bus station in Tena (one guy was so desperate for me to travel with his company that he offered me his car keys to drive there myself) to spend the night in Ambato, from where we took another 3 hour journey the next day via the wrong bus and a pickup ride with a clearly insane quechua man and far too many locals to Laguna Quilotoa. This is a crystal blue lake inside a huge volcanic crater, almost weirdly beautiful. Unfortunately we were ridiculously tired from all the buses of the past few days and were just about able to drag our sorry bums to the lake's edge before a quechua girl guided us back atop some poor horses.

As we lay in bed suffering, we realised that travelling is not about getting around to as many places as possible using as many buses you can, because you might find yourself somewhere you'd dreamed of for months in a crappy mood.

By then it was carnival weekend, where all of Latin America dresses up, throws all sorts of liquids over each other and generally has a massive party. All of Latin America except Ambato, where water throwing is banned and instead the people have a festival of flowers, fruits and bread, with huge sculptures made from those three elements, kamikaze go-cart races in little soap boxes and folk dances in a huge arena from around South America, Israel, Poland and Ukraine.

The coast

That was all well and good, but we wanted to get a proper carnival experience, and that could only be done in Montañita, the slackly policed surfing capital of Ecuador. We were made to earn it with a 16 hour journey on a bus playing traditional meringue music all night so loudly that it cut through your soul and a changeover in a bus station where everyone we spoke to sent us the wrong way, but it was worth it.

We wisely stayed in nearby Olon to avoid the true craziness, and we had a wicked 48 hours between those two places. That included street cocktail sellers who pour in alcohol until you say stop for 3 dollars, skinnydipping under a clear night sky after seeing the sun dip into the waves, and being squirted with foam and water by just about everyone. And rum. Lots of rum.

And then it was back to the mountains and good old Loja again.

Tuesday, 11 March 2014

Quito, the middle of the world, and the dreaded dry law

After Galapagos it was on to Quito on the 21st of February, the capital of Ecuador and the second-highest capital city in the world, dramatically situated in an Andean valley towered over by volcanoes. It's also well-known as the best place to party in the highlands, but luck was not on our side in that respect...

A bit of background: there were mayoral elections throughout Ecuador on the 23rd of February, and for months I've been bombarded by the gormless faces of candidates with their thumbs up (still don't understand why thumbs up = respectable candidate) smiling beneath moronic slogans like "revolution with everyone - *insert town name here* wins!". This came to a head in the last few weeks with nightly pickup truck PARADE? beeping their way annoyingly through the streets and big election parties where the candidates get on a public stage and rant for a while before they stick the macarena on and party until late. It got so bad in the final week that we were kept up until 3am two successive nights by raucous election parties - on Galapagos of all places. So much for living at one with nature.

We looked forward to coming to the nation's capital to see the election stuff coming to a head, but in the end the contrast with the crazy parties on Galapagos could not have been much starker.

On Friday 21st of June at 12pm all campaigning has to stop (good) and the ley seca, or 'dry law' comes into effect. This means that for three days until 12pm on Monday the sale and consumption of alcohol is outlawed, presumably to let the citizens think with a clear head. As a result the party/backpacker area where our hostel was was almost silent when we arrived at 11pm on Friday. Very strange. An Aussie hostel guest put it best: "I'd vote for whoever gets rid of this bloody stupid law!"

Through our stay in Quito we managed a trip north to the guidebook favourite craft market in Otovalo, to the little equator park which ended up being kind of boring once you'd had your picture taken straddling the two hemispheres, and for a stroll around the colonial old town. All well and good, but the whole place just seemed kind of subdued, and in the evenings we were plain bored with no bars or restaurants to go to.

When the results did come out, there was no great celebration to be seen, and when we did go out on the Monday night just after the end of the ley seca, it was almost as dull because 'no one goes out on a Monday'.

When it was time to leave on Tuesday we kind of wished we hadn't hung around so long waiting for the party to start, because it never did...

Sunday, 9 March 2014

Galapagos: the friendliest place on earth

After the come-too-soon goodbyes, the long overdue hello. From our goodbye drinks I went directly to catch the midnight bus to Guayaquil, arrived at the airport at 8am and waited a mere 5 hours until my long-suffering girlfriend walked out of a door marked arrivals. As soon as she was with me again the sadness of all the goodbyes was gone and I knew that an exciting second part of my time in South America was about to begin. An exciting new period which started with an intensive 3-day bootcamp getting ready for the first real stop on our travels - The Galapagos Islands. 


Guayaquil is the biggest city in Ecuador with 2 million inhabitants, and it's also the most dangerous and surely the hottest. Nothing against the city, but once we'd strolled past all the couples making out on the malecón, or promenade (a common theme amongst malecones in Ecuador), slogged it up a hill in the slums painted pretty for the tourists, and hung out with about a hundred very tame iguanas with whom we shared the central square, we were kind of bored and happy to spend our time getting over the jetlag and getting ready for the real fun to happen.


We flew to San Cristobal island (the easternmost inhabited island in the archipelago) on Friday 14th February. Very romantic, I know. Before setting off, our bags had to be searched for organic material, ie anything with seeds which could take root and disrupt the fragile ecosystem over there. All apples thus confiscated, we paid $10 for don't know what, got on the flight and landed an hour later. An initial panic ensued when we discovered we couldn't pay the $100 park entrance fee (Ecuadorians pay 6) with visa card and had our passports confiscated until we could get the money. 


The prospect of being illegal stowaways on a group of volcanic islands 1000km from solid land came closer as our cards were rejected, but we sorted the matter out with a little begging at the bank and escaped from the situation with the only damage done being to our dignity.


Once recovered and settled, we wandered to the malecón for a well-earned sit-down only to find it had already been taken. By a sealion. The entire beach and malecón was packed with these belching and rather ungraceful (on land at least) creatures, the vast majority of which were lazing around sleeping and paying no attention to the stunned tourists posing for photos not more than a metre away from them. 


From there we hitched a lift on the back of a pickup to la lobería, a beach-based sealion colony and sat ourselves a comfortable (2 metres) distance from a sleeping female and presumed baby. We had spent a good half an hour gawping at the cuteness of them when the male returned from the sea, waking the excited child. To its disappointment the male headed straight for the female, cuddle up and did what lazy sealions do on Galapagos - sleep. Try as the kid might to wake its presumed parents it was snarled away, so we had a front row seat as the little one waddled away in search of further entertainment. We watched him perform a 'pile-on' on a group of sleeping mates of his and crawl on the back of (and pose for photos with) a group of sunbathers, and he even came up to me and gave me a little nudge in the back. I almost committed the cardinal sin and gave him a little stroke - with such friendly and unperturbed creatures it's easy to forget you're dealing with wild animals and not household pets.


In that last sentence lies one of the dangers of Galapagos. Some tourists on the same beach of us wanted to really take advantage of the animals' friendliness and looked to get pictures touching them. One particularly idiotic woman (an Ecuadorian I might add) simply laughed as she was a snarled at on three separate occasions for getting too close to the sleeping female. With ongoing expansion of the inhabited areas on the islands and increased flights so Ecuador can capitalise on this jewel in its crown there must be a risk of the docile animals finally getting sick of being constantly disturbed and turning decidedly less cute and cuddly. Having said that, the inhabited parts take up like 0.1% of the islands so maybe they choose to lie across the piers and on the benches because they like the attention...


The next day we took a 2 hour ferry to Puerto Ayora on the Isla Santa Cruz and arrived seasick, crushed and sweaty to a place which could be any bustling port or market town on the mainland, with parping taxis circling the streets and souvenir shops selling all manner of t-shirts with hilarious 'booby' puns. On that day we made it to las grietas, a gorgeous rocky canyon filled with deep crystal blue water, and the spotless golden beach of tortuga bay. Amazing natural beauty, but conspicuous on Galapagos for a lack of animal life - surely the impact of the noisy town around the corner.


That evening we booked a last minute trip to Floreana, an island south of Santa Cruz, with a bloke called Michel who offered me ridiculously low prices (precio de amigos) for our 3 remaining ferries. I knew it was too good to be true but must have been feeling adventurous at the start of my travels. Floreana involved another choppy 2 hour ferry before a hike to some very cool caves formed by lava flows, then to a giant tortoise sanctuary. There we witnessed a real life giant tortoise fight! It went something like this:


"Aaand the tortoises are edging closer to each other, 1m away... 80cm away..... 50cm away... They're extending their necks and hissing at each other, neither willing to move... Have they fallen asleep? No, now we have a super slow-mo swordfight with necks for swords, and tortoise 2 is doooown! He's retreated into his shell, tortoise 1 makes his way painfully slowly over to lord it over his defeated foe... Wait! A surprise attack from 2, he bursts out of his shell (relatively speaking) and pushes 1 away, who is forced to resign!"


Who knew such incredibly slow creatures could be so exciting?


Another 7am ferry the next day took us further west to the largest island but with the smallest human settlement - Isabela. As soon as we settled into our beach hotel with volleyball court and so many iguanas you found yourself tripping over them, we knew we'd be happy there.


That day and the day after saw two great snorkelling experiences. 


On Monday we went to an open snorkelling spot just past the ferry pier and after stepping over hoards of iguanas and sealions we made it to the spot and swam with a very cheeky sealion. Their grace in the water is in sharp contrast to their clumsy land behaviour, and it mocked us by swimming slowly backwards then diving under us as we tried to get close.


On Tuesday we were taken to los túneles, a set of floating lava islands and tunnels where cactuses and ferns grow where they really have no right to. We saw giant turtles grazing on the seabed, all sorts of tropical fish, a lobster in its cave, a seahorse amongst the coral, and Mareike was even able to jump out of the boat and swim with a 5m manta ray, before one beat of its massive wings took it under and far beyond her. We saw the famed blue-footed boobies larking around on a rock as frigate birds swooped into the sea on the hunt for fish. The manta ray aside, all of these creatures once again didn't bat an eyelid about 15 humans fighting to get as close as they could to them.


Unfortunately those hours facedown in the water under the equatorial sun gave us some pretty nasty sunburn on our backs, limiting our actions for the rest of the trip. We were still able to see flamingoes, handle 20-day-old giant tortoises and see the amazing marine iguanas swimming (and snorting salt out of their nose to cope with the seawater that they were not evolved to swim in) on a beach on Isabela, almost miss our ferry back to the airport due to our too-good-to-be-true offer meaning our ticket was worthless, and I caught a glimpse of the only penguins to live in the tropics and saw the odd tiger shark on a final snorkelling trip.


I know I've written a lot, but I could have easily written twice as much. The costs of a trip to Galapagos are inhibiting, but if you in any way have the chance to go then go - before the humans ruin it.